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[pacifistleader]

You have reached Relena Darlian. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

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Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

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[pacifistleader]

I honestly don't know what to say to this.

[bakudan_bambino]

just ignore it, then

[pacifistleader]

I suppose I should. Though it provides some very colorful mental images. I'm not sure why anyone would put candy corn where they are suggesting.

[bakudan_bambino]

I'm especially turned off by the idea of being fisted by a skeleton

Skeletons are cool or whatever but not... sexy imo

[pacifistleader]

That really does sound unpleasant. I also agree that skeletons aren't sexy. They're good for Halloween decorations or medical use but, definitely not for anything sexual.

I'm not exactly sure what this message means about sucking on 'dracula dick'. Would that be different than a regular guy's dick?

[bakudan_bambino]

Your guess is as good as mine

Text; un: Backwaterpup [backdated to 2/14]

[1stclasspuppy]

Hey Relena! Good Morning! I had to make a bunch of early deliveries today so I tried not to wake you when I left but there is breakfast downstairs that's HOPEFULLY still warm for you and I got a present for you later. I'll be home soon I promise!

Happy Valentine's day♡♡♡♡♡♡

Please dont wait for me to eat!!!

Re: Text; un: Backwaterpup [backdated to 2/14]

[pacifistleader]

Good Morning Zack! I was wondering were you were when I woke up. Thank you for breakfast! It was still warm and delicious so I really appreciate it!

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'll be waiting for you at home so don't be too long!

Re: Text; un: Backwaterpup [backdated to 2/14]

[1stclasspuppy]

It's our busiest day at the flower shop so I'll be running around but I got a head start and left earlier than last year!

I was out of the house and making deliveries by 5am thus time!! I should be home by 11am I think.

That's not too late for you is it??? I know that's already most of the morning gone ;3;

[pacifistleader]

I didn't even consider that today would be that busy at the flower shop. No wonder you started so early.

That is definitely not too late for me. If anything it gives me plenty of time to shower and get ready for the day. I pretty much have today free so please, don't feel like you have to rush because of me.

[1stclasspuppy]

Yeah some people even do last minute gifts for secret lovers. Super scandalous right!!?!

Anyway I want to rush cause I want to spend time with you today. I have my own valentine to see this year~

I mean, would you be my Valentine Relena?

[pacifistleader]

I would love to be your valentine this year Zack.

Now go finish work while I get ready for when you come back. I might put on something special just for you.

[1stclasspuppy]

Wooo!!! Yes!!!!!

Wait something special???? (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝) I'm gonna be kinda sweaty though. I've been running around with dirt and flowers all morning.

BUT OKAY ILL GET BACK TO WORK!!! ILL BE HOME SOON ♡♡♡♡

[pacifistleader]

Then take a shower before coming upstairs? This time remember to dry off.

I'll be here.

[text]

[beenoble]

The sunlight is making the early spring blossoms in the park positively glow today, and it would be a shame not to appreciate them. I was wondering if you would like to do so together, Relena?

It is I, Ferdinand von Aegir. I recall that we never got the chance to meet together for tea and a stroll. Perhaps that chance for a first meeting on a day like today was the reason?

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[pacifistleader]

It's a pleasure to hear from you again Ferdinand. I apologize for it taking this long for us to be able to meet up like we initially planned.

You have a wonderful point about today's beauty so I would be honored to meet up with you for tea and a stroll through the park.

[beenoble]

No, the blame does not fall squarely on your shoulders. Things just did not work out at the time, and I am as much a factor as you are.

I will be waiting by the big Artifice Fountain for you in North Park. I am somewhat difficult to miss; my hair is long and sunny, and I am wearing a red overcoat today. Can I see you in an hour, or do you need more time?

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[pacifistleader]

An hour will be perfect. I will see you there and hopefully we won't miss each other this time.

[It's a small joke before she heads off to get ready to meet him at long last. An hour later, Relena is in the park approaching the Artificer Fountain and looking for Ferdinand. She's dressed in a simple pink sweater dress with a white cardigan and white leggings. She has on a pink collar with a bow on it to complete her outfit.

Over all, Relena looks elegant and confidant despite her circumstances. She's also short, only standing at 5'1 while most men that she's met tend to tower over her here.]

Ferdinand? I'm Relena, it's a pleasure to finally meet you in person.

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[beenoble]

That would be an impressive shame! I will be seeing you soon.

[When he starts to notice a young woman coming toward him, his hope that she was Relena start to heighten into all but confirmation, and he rises from his seat on the bench to greet her. Naturally, being almost six feet himself, he dwarfs her like the majority of the men she meets. He's bright and warm in disposition, lips lifting into an easy smile the moment he recognizes he is in the company of his new acquaintance... and she is very lovely.

Based on his understanding of just what drew Hubert to Relena in the first place, Ferdinand's expectations are all but met, and given his own heart that aches for one of the most important people in his life and her poised, unshaken demeanor (coupled with and despite her lack of height!), she elicits a certain kind of fondness that she could not have achieved otherwise.]

The pleasure is all mine, Relena. [he says, placing a gloved hand to his heart as if to express his earnestness.] And you have dressed yourself up even prettier than the blossoms today. In your presence, how am I supposed to admire them now?

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[pacifistleader]

[She smiles at his compliment as Relena takes a moment to study him. He's very different from Hubert and yet, very much alike in certain aspects. She even has to look up at him like she does with Hubert which amuses her a little. While their shared boyfriend comes off as dark and dangerous, Ferdinand comes off as bright and welcoming enough to make her feel at ease.

He also reminds her of a dear friend she hasn't seen in years, which makes her heart ache a little but, also helps.]

I'm sure you can manage admiring them just as much as I can. Their beauty is fleeting while mine will still be here after they fade. I think it's better we give the first blossoms of spring the admiration they deserve.

[beenoble]

[Her clever response brightens the smile he gives her, and he casts his attention to the boughs swaying in the breeze.]

You are right about that. [Then, he rests his sights back on her.] Besides, there is no reason why I cannot appreciate them both. [He starts walking in the direction he intends to take their stroll, making a wide gesture for her to follow.] Shall we move along? The most beautiful paths are up ahead.

[pacifistleader]

No, there's no reason why you can't.

[She agrees softly before moving to keep up with him as they begin their stroll through the park.]

Yes, lets. I always find the path forward to be the most rewarding one to follow along with being the most beautiful.

Happy Valentine's Day!

[1stclasspuppy]

[On Valentine's Day Zack left a little gift in Relena's room. On her bed is a red velvet cake wrapped in a box with a note that reads : 'Hope to share this with you when I get back from work. There is enough for the two of us. I was hoping we could feed each other <3 Your Zack.' There is also a bouquet of fresh roses and cute black dog plushie that he clearly sewed himself. It's not too great but it sort of resembles Zack a little in a way.]

Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

[pacifistleader]

[Relena immediately spots the box on her bed and smiles as she reads the note left with the cake. She can't stop the blush that stains her cheeks as she picks up the box and gently places it on her bedside table for safe keeping while she waits for his return.

The plushie is the next thing she picks up and Relena can't help but cuddle the obviously handmade plushie. She appreciates his effort and finds it simply too adorable! Maybe she should make him something soon.

After a moment she sends him a quick text]

Found the cake and plushie <3 Let me know when you are on your way home! I can't wait to share the cake with you ^.~

[Now she just has to wait and keep herself busy until then.]